Sexual struggles. Men have them, too. From battling whiskey D to encountering spiky pubes that feel like cacti, here are 17 between the sheets struggles all dudes can relate to.
When the whiskey’s got you down and out. Literally.
Accidentally finishing on yourself. Ain’t nothing like some jizz in your eye or mouth to make you feel like a champ.
When your nuts get hit and you feel dead inside.
When a chick tries to stick a finger in your butt without asking. Ladies, just ask.
Specific kinds of nether regions that can be decisively split into three different types…(See next slide.)
Number one: The fishy/smelly ones. Nope. Never good.
Number two: The odd-shaped or unusually colorful ones. Peculiar, but not a turn off per se.
Number three: The ones with prickly pubic hair that hurts. FYI: Rashes aren't fun.
Getting air in the condom.
Having to finish yourself off when she has no idea what she’s doing. What’s the point?
When a girl bursts into tears in the middle of it. Is it something you did, or is this just a part of her routine? What. Is. Happening?!
When she uses teeth down below. Lick, suck, swallow—do anything but bite, please.
Slippage incidents. You know what we’re talking about.
Not being able to finish and then simply giving up. Sometimes the whiskey is to blame, other times it’s those smelly nether regions.
Dealing with that one girl who’s so drunk she thinks she’s an adult film star. Stop it. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Being so drunk you can’t find her clit or G-spot. Stop it. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Farting or releasing other things in the middle of it.
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