A lot of us talk a big game when it comes to how we perform in the bedroom, but it doesn't necessarily represent us as we really are. It's all just a bunch of pre-game guff before the big game. Some of us, however, truly are gods and goddesses of the bedroom. Our style of sex is one to be admired. What it all comes down to, in the end, is personality — though even more specifically, what it all comes down to is whatever's in the stars. If you're a lame lay, they know. If you're the best around, they know. Basically, no matter what, there's no hiding your sexual abilities. Keep reading to find out what style of sex you are, based on your Zodiac.
Aries. One night stand. If the phrase, “Hit it and quit it” makes you roll your eyes, then you’re clearly not an Aries. As an Aries, you’re too busy to be locked down. You’re uncontrollable. You’re the kind of person who sings the “On to the next one” in their head all day.
Taurus. Dominance and power. Deep down, you’re a sweetheart. You really are. But that’s not to say you can’t be a dominant powerhouse in the bedroom — which is exactly what you are. When you’re “giving it,” you’re giving it your all. Spectators should take notice (but then you should maybe ask people why there are spectators around in the first place).
Gemini. Versatile sex. Screw standards. Screw labels. When it comes to how you want to enjoy sex, there shouldn’t be any rules — a concept that should extend to every other walk of life. If you want to play one role one day and then another role the next, go for it. Nothing is stopping you.
Scorpio. Rough sex. Whether you’re getting it or giving it, you want it done hard. You want sex to make you sweat and to make you wonder if what you’re doing is possibly going too far. There are limits in life, but you’d rather not bring any of them into the bedroom — whenever possible.
Aquarius. Group sex. You may need two to tango, but with a roomful of people, you can have a raucous jubilee. That’s how your mind works. You want more. You crave more. So if you’re going to indulge in a pleasurable pastime, you’re going to leave out as few people as possible.
Libra. Sweet, sweet, love-making. You’re a lover, not a fighter. Or anything else entirely, for that matter. Charming your way into any situation is where you excel, and you had better believe you bring that to the bedroom. Some people f*ck. You make love.
Leo. Experimental. You’re the kind of person who’s open to new experiences, and it shows with how you open you are with your sexuality. Though everyone else seems to have a pretty clear cut approach to making love, you prefer your lovemaking to come with a side order of surprise.
Capricorn. Rudimentary sex. Let’s get down to brass tax. There’s work to be done (AKA sex). When you approach lovemaking, this is how you handle it: “Lady or gentleman, what we have here is a sexual interaction. First, we’ll acquire arousal, then promptly move into thrusting, after which an intense ejaculation, from either one or both parties, will finalize the physical link.”
Sagittarius. Vanilla sex. There’s nothing wrong with playing it safe. Some people live their lives that way, and as a result, they’re happier. So when it comes to what you bring to the bedroom, “Safe” is your middle name — a fact of which you’re surprisingly proud.
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Virgo. Nervous sex. It’s only natural that you would have a neurotic approach to sex, seeing as you have the same approach to most other things. Now, in your defense, you’re efficient AF, but as a result, your brain is oftentimes going haywire. You’re focused on so many details all at once that you rarely actually enjoy the moment.
Cancer. Emotional sex. Some people have sex just for the fun of, because it makes them feel good, but you’re a completely different beast in this department. Though you’re all for the physical pleasure, your pleasure is more of an emotional experience. Crying after sex? Check. Crying during sex? Check. Crying before sex? Sure, why not…
Pisces. Masturbation. Who needs a partner when you’ve got such a vivid imagination? You work well alone. Don’t let anyone tell you that’s a bad thing. Some of the greatest minds do their best work when they’re left to their own devices, and you’re not different — even when it comes to getting off.
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