In a twisted tale out of England, one man wrote in to the Dear Deidre advice column for UK's The Sun and asked for advice on his sexual relationship with his stepmom. According to the article, the man routinely jumps into the sack with his stepmom after his dad leaves for work in the mornings and isn't sure how, or if he wants to end it.
Twisted Story. The twisted and disturbing story begins when a resident wrote in to the Dear Deidre column asking for advice about his love relationship. With his stepmother.
About the Family. According to the man who wrote in, he is 24 years old while his stepmother is 37 (father 44). "She's insatiable," he wrote about her.
Lives With Dad. The man reports he's home alone with his stepmother quite often. According to his story, his biological parents divorced when he was only 10 and his mother moved away.
Only Stepmom. The man claims his mother had an affair on his father, causing the divorce 14 years ago. After which, she moved "abroad" according to his letter, leaving him to live full-time with his father and stepmother.
Home Life. The man continues to explain his sister also lives in the home, but she is away at college. He states, "I work late shifts at a call center for a bank. It's a bit dull and I don't have much of a social life."
No Life. According to his story, his life revolves solely around work and home. "All my mates have moved away or settled down," he writes.
It Happened One Day. The illicit affair broke out one day when the stepson and stepmother were home alone. Dad was off to work and sister was off to college.
Pipes Burst. "My stepmom was in a panic one morning as a pipe had burst and started leaking from the bathroom down into the kitchen. I was just about to turn off the water when the whole ceiling came down on top of us both - we were drenched but not hurt," he writes.
Drenched and Frisky. According to his story, the fiasco left his stepmother standing there in a soaked, see-through and body clinging nightgown. So, naturally, she was "hysterical with laughter." The man writes, "She apologized but I said, 'Don't worry. It's nothing I haven't seen before.'"
Just Couldn't Help It. The story continues, saying he just couldn't help himself from ogling his super hot stepmom and lusting after her like a schoolboy. "It was a bit forward of me but she looked gorgeous with her dripping hair and a body to die for," he said.
Shower Time. After the pipes burst, they were apparently able to fix them because the next point of the story sends them to the shower to clean up. "She was going first but I was shivering with cold and she said, 'You've seen it all before so why not join me?' I couldn't resist," he explained. Logical. Totally.
Seemed So Natural. The man states it just felt natural. "She looked so sexy. I slid my arms around her and we kissed. It seemed natural to warm up in her and dad's bed and we had sex," he wrote.
Brilliant Sex. His story states he has mind blowing sex with his stepmom in his father's bed and even describes how insatiable she is. "I get straight into bed and join her now every morning for brilliant sex when I finish my shift and dad is at work," he confesses.
Just Can't Stop. His letter ends by saying he just can't seem to help himself from jumping back in the sack with his stepmom again and again every morning. He asks Deidre for advice on how to handle his situation.
Crossing Boundaries. Deidre gives the usual repertoire about how wrong it is, how hurt his father would be, how irresponsible he's being, yadda-yadda. We're thinking someone has some serious mommy issues for her leaving the family, but hey - what do we know? What are your thoughts?
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